Okay, cat. This is yer third n last wish. Make it count! An don't just keep sayin "cheezburgerz", cuz I heard dat one twice alreddy!
wow! kan i hab a fairy dog momma 2?
i's iz to make allz yourz wishes comez truez.
allz mai wishez?? havin a fairy goggie mudder is teh best!
I iz all powerful genie I grant you 3 wishez
welp, ai shur noez wut mai furst wish iz gunna b!
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