Hold itz! You were groundedz rememberz? Unless you gotz any noms
but, ai haz no noms 4 u...
bacon maeks all goggies derp!
I used to have hair But then I did too much physics
SCIENCE IZ AWSUMZ!!
Dey b celebraytin ober in Kitteh Land 2!
what did you say about my momma
itz 2 bad 2 reepeet!
Dis lil puppeh needs ur help wif a capshun!