i'm on ur internets, spaming ur accounts

ai lubs da internetz!

Holy crap, somebody get this flea bag a tic tac!

mebbe u need sumfing strongers?

Dis lil puppeh needs ur help wif a capshun!

I cants hear you la la la la la la la la

i hardly lissen when u tawks n-e-waiz...

Some days, making it to the breakfast table is achievement enough.

ai exhausted dis mornin'! not ebin hungries...

Dis lil puppeh needs ur help wif a capshun!

On the Journey of life, I choose the PSYCHO path.

u is lukin a bit firsty fum dat path u iz on...