I feel a little stress in your shoulder here... Just hold still, and I'll fix it!
mai uther massage therapist werks on mai bak mostly...
Ah I think it might be best if you did the cleaning, since I find everything in that box to be chocolate candy
welp, u turned owt juss as we expekted!
Meetin of de itteh bitteh baftub committee
da committeh haz maed a rooling!
cuteness levle.... IT'S OVER 9000!!!
wif cyootness dis high...
This my vampire impression
Never thought I'd say this, but... please can we trade it for a cat?
wai nawt juss come 2 a happy agreement?!
Wud u still be mai fren if I luked like dis?
why ob korse ai wud!
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