It's a ruff job But somebody has to hold the couch together
ai hab been doin' dis job 4 a long tiem...
I feel a little stress in your shoulder here... Just hold still, and I'll fix it!
mai uther massage therapist werks on mai bak mostly...
Meetin of de itteh bitteh baftub committee
da committeh haz maed a rooling!
cuteness levle.... IT'S OVER 9000!!!
wif cyootness dis high...
This my vampire impression
Never thought I'd say this, but... please can we trade it for a cat?
wai nawt juss come 2 a happy agreement?!
Wud u still be mai fren if I luked like dis?
why ob korse ai wud!