scuze me. i fink thers somefing missing from my ham sammich. and its nawt mustard.
wait how kum u getz a sammich???
Hoverdog Training School
if dat dusnt werk u kan trai bein sled goggie.
Sundog sleep in...
rais n shain! itz tiem to enjoy teh weeknd!
I jus LUFF my new heerin aidz! Now da voices in my hed r sooo much cleerer!
but erryonez gunna notiss.
NO! NOT THE BRUSH! ARGHHHHHHH!
stay bak ebil brushy!
If I don't fart soon, I am going to explode!
b kareful u dunt fly away!
A BEST FRIEND: will come in all shapes and sizes, so keep your eyes and ears open, because you don't know when you might make a new best friend.
ai g8tful 4 mai best fwend!