My bowl looks kinda lonely... Ya finks mebbeh yu kin russel it up sum companee.
we all getz teh lonely sumtimez.
Love is in the air... wait, that's bacon.
ai luv u liek u wer maed outta meet!
scuze me. i fink thers somefing missing from my ham sammich. and its nawt mustard.
wait how kum u getz a sammich???
Hoverdog Training School
if dat dusnt werk u kan trai bein sled goggie.
Sundog sleep in...
rais n shain! itz tiem to enjoy teh weeknd!
I jus LUFF my new heerin aidz! Now da voices in my hed r sooo much cleerer!
but erryonez gunna notiss.
NO! NOT THE BRUSH! ARGHHHHHHH!
stay bak ebil brushy!