ai dont chuuz to be dis adoruble it just coms naturully.
yea aim all nachural.
HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU THAT THIS GOES IN THE RECYCLING BIN???
we gotta sab teh enbironmnt!
Gremlins... Don't get them wet!
gremlinz r so weeird...
Many people mistake Newfies as a "black St. Bernard." While in fact, the Newf came first and was bred into the St. Bernard in the nineteenth century.
Dey wuldn't beweave me when I teld dem how much you lubs me. So tell dem pwease. I wait.
how much doez ur goggie lub u?
Next time turn off the automatic sprinkler before you tie me up out there.
sprinklerz sum goggiez liek em sum h8t em.
DO THE CREEP!
y u gotta b so creeeeepy?
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