but you said nom. i swear i heard you say nom. i swam all that way because i heard you say nom. i did.
make shur itz nawt a trap!
ai dont chuuz to be dis adoruble it just coms naturully.
yea aim all nachural.
HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU THAT THIS GOES IN THE RECYCLING BIN???
we gotta sab teh enbironmnt!
Gremlins... Don't get them wet!
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Dey wuldn't beweave me when I teld dem how much you lubs me. So tell dem pwease. I wait.
how much doez ur goggie lub u?
Next time turn off the automatic sprinkler before you tie me up out there.
sprinklerz sum goggiez liek em sum h8t em.
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