Gremlins... Don't get them wet!
gremlinz r so weeird...
Many people mistake Newfies as a "black St. Bernard." While in fact, the Newf came first and was bred into the St. Bernard in the nineteenth century.
Dey wuldn't beweave me when I teld dem how much you lubs me. So tell dem pwease. I wait.
how much doez ur goggie lub u?
Next time turn off the automatic sprinkler before you tie me up out there.
sprinklerz sum goggiez liek em sum h8t em.
DO THE CREEP!
y u gotta b so creeeeepy?
Me dunno wat it is, but i wan it, without me gittin wett.
i fink gittin wet iz unavoidabibil.
Yes. It is very cold and wet. And I will rub it all over your face if you do not hand over that piece of jerky.
get redy 4 wurlds coldest boop!
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