yea sh-sh-shake it!
ai dunt want 2 pway anymore...
dun b sad ur bafftiem hairdo iz super cyoot!
Uh oh. Your nose isn't cold or wet! You feelin' okay?
no nawt ok ai haz a sick.
Did you know that because of its strength, intelligence and abilities in obedience training it is often employed in police and military roles around the world?
Ai haz a dignified... and a soggy... but mostly a dignified.
sadly ai dunt kno wat ur takin bout.