dun b sad ur bafftiem hairdo iz super cyoot!

Uh oh. Your nose isn't cold or wet! You feelin' okay?

no nawt ok ai haz a sick.

Did you know that because of its strength, intelligence and abilities in obedience training it is often employed in police and military roles around the world?

Ai haz a dignified... and a soggy... but mostly a dignified.

sadly ai dunt kno wat ur takin bout.

SPRING PLANTING

WHAT!?? U bury things to make more of them grow??

Dude, we better go dig up those cats we buried...

b kareful wat u berry!

but you said nom. i swear i heard you say nom. i swam all that way because i heard you say nom. i did.

make shur itz nawt a trap!