awwww he seemz liek a gud kid.
Hoominz across street have weirdest looking dog.
der rly r sum weird kreaturs out der.
I'm skipping merrily along Singing my own little song
ai purdy much jus do whut ai want 2!
mom said this would protect us
mom iz rite!
See Moar Movin Pitchers at Senor Gif!
protecktin mai brain from kitteh invaders
dey b cumin aftur u!
Oh, don't gimme that look! I learned how to do this watching you slither up 'em when you get home from Happy Hour! I just reversed the process!
dis iz awl ai can fink of wen ai seez u liek dat!