Dis lil puppeh needs ur help wif a capshun!
Luk, I know som hoomins need der "buty shleep," buh u ugly enuf as u is, an no amont of shleep will help. So weh gonna walk or wat?
u shud taek dis advice instead, aifinkso!
Yes, that's right, I've had enough! I'm walking right out of this LOL human!
ai iz leebin' cuz u nawt gibin' meh baykon!
O here you are.. I've been looking for you
we haz 2 taek a left at Albuquerque!