You can hab moer ICHC time AFTER my walkies.
goggie, u mai habs 2 improvise!
pleez to no bothr wen ai walking mai hoomin...shez trainen
c'mon hooman! let's pick up da payce!
Dis lil puppeh needs ur help wif a capshun!
Luk, I know som hoomins need der "buty shleep," buh u ugly enuf as u is, an no amont of shleep will help. So weh gonna walk or wat?
u shud taek dis advice instead, aifinkso!
Yes, that's right, I've had enough! I'm walking right out of this LOL human!
ai iz leebin' cuz u nawt gibin' meh baykon!
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