I can haz walkies?
YES! yes ob corse u kan!!!
Hoomans Sure Getz Tired Eazy Wez Only Walked 20 Milez.
gosh ur so lazeeee!
Ai say ol' bean, shall we goes for teh walkies?
oh sumone haz a fansee.
Did you know that the English Mastiff is one of the heaviest breeds of dogs in the world? A male Mastiff can exceed 200 pounds.
Lazy %#@ human. Hafta take MYSELF for a walk...