What do you mean there's no coffee??
ai kud yoos a pupocinno!
Wake me up when Santa gets here
santa is going to leeb u sumfing awsum 4 krimmas!
It's 6:15AM. That's Enough Sleeping In.
tiem 4 waykin' up!
Don't worry... He'll wake up in a few hours.
c'mon dood, wakes up now!!
Luk, I know som hoomins need der "buty shleep," buh u ugly enuf as u is, an no amont of shleep will help. So weh gonna walk or wat?
u shud taek dis advice instead, aifinkso!
Your opinion is irrelevant. Wake me up when you have some facts.
ai get da feeling dat u are clueless...
You face Monday your way, I'll face it mine.
ugh, nawt da same ol rooteen again!/a>