You cleverly strapped the dagger where I can't reach it, Hoomin... ...or you'd be mincemeat before now...!
We don't need a new car you said, this one runs fine you said. Yeah well now look who's walking to the nearest gas station!
SHEESH! WAITIN FUR DAD TO TAKE MAH PICHUR IZ KINDA LIEK WACHIN DIS GRASS GRO.
teh mop growed legs and is sniffing mah noms!
When Fred finally snapped his humans had the nerve to look surprised.
Fattie Stole Mah Nomz
Why you should always Clean under your couch cushions