SHEESH! WAITIN FUR DAD TO TAKE MAH PICHUR IZ KINDA LIEK WACHIN DIS GRASS GRO.

teh mop growed legs and is sniffing mah noms!

When Fred finally snapped his humans had the nerve to look surprised.

Fattie Stole Mah Nomz

Why you should always Clean under your couch cushions

PUG NOT PIG!!! I thought we made that clear last time T.T

Y U NO BELEEV ME? It was teh kitteh!!1!