Huzzah.

Your meager offering insults me

ai hatez it when u pull dis stuffs...

Pass me th' varmint gun, Molly. Them Aliens is back makin' circle in the corn!

ai haz a bettur idea!

dis face is becuse you fed mei dat new kibble

next tiem, gimme da gud stuff!

When Phyllis saw how kind the years had been to her highschool sweetheart, she wished she had at least plucked her chin whiskers

goze ahed. taek da piktur. I ain happee. an I ain gonna smile.