Ain't no trolls be trollin' under this here bridge today!
nope! dey is ober here 2day!
pee on a teh fings!
I am the troll of this area and require noms to pass.
the noms bettur be gud, 2!
DO OR DO NOT. THERE IS NO "TROLL."
if ai finds owt u been trollin' ai will have mai wrath!
Nevar trust a troll.