Dear Diary, Today was the BEST day EVURR..
u wasn't messin' arownd were u?
Im sooo very happy right now
fanks 4 pickin' it up 4 me!
Ohai! We hopez u lub all dese sweet mutty mutts!
I know u have yummy treat mmm... i smell bacon!
I see you have ice cream. I, too, enjoy the occasional ice cream.