I'll trade yu dis hole bowl ov green stuffz for a bacun.
how am ai spose 2 nom on dis?
wanna tradz? yu gibs me bacunz and ill gibs yu kisses!!
id laik 2 trade in 4 btr 1 plz!
Never thought I'd say this, but... please can we trade it for a cat?
wai nawt juss come 2 a happy agreement?!
I want a new one... She's got cooties.
u can has da pick ob teh littur!
i'll give you my batterang for that steak