i THOUGHT of cooking but that just made me tierd.

lazyness kan happen anytyme, anywhur.

HOW TO BE BECOME A ZEBRA IN TWELVE EASY STEPS

zebra shure noe whut iz up!

DOWN FOR THE COUNT Literally

ai am literully exhausted!

They call me the couch whisperer

ai spent lawts ob tiem on da couch!

Tax tyme. It's exausticatin'.

dere is juss so much 2 noez!

Wherever I lay my butt, that's my home.....

ai heerz u nawkin', but u kant come in...

I iz plum tukurd owt. Hoomin frew a stik 10 MILEZ and I brot it bak. Duz dat sownd far feched tu yu?

oh man! aiz sooo exhausted!