wen do ai get mai treetz?
dunt wurry dey'll fall off...
meybe u need some medicine 2?
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I iz havin a sad. Come back laturz, maybe wif a hotdog.
her iz sum advise on how 2 feel betrz!
Half pirate. Half...Wonder Woman? I smell years of therapy.
hmmm.. ai didn't need any therapy...
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