I THOUGHT YOU WERE NEVER EVER EVER EVER COMING HOME EVER SO I PANICKED
Watch your step, boy, or I'll scratch you so hard, you'll be howlin' for a week! You realize you've been declawed, right?
u r such a nawty kitteh!
Don't worry.. yu dint hurt mah ball wen yu stepped on it. Ai guess onlee kittehs land on der paws. Hoomins land on der butts.
doez u need sum assistance??
Shood... Shood I get sumone?
ouch, ouch and more ouch!
I FEEL YOUR PAIN. OR I DID. WHEN I BIT YA.
gotta watch owt 4 da wittle wuns!
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