I regret NOTHING!!
"Greetings! This is canine..."
we wer told dere wud be popkornz
we need uder snackz, 2 aifinkso!
Dis lil puppeh needs ur help wif a capshun!
Heer wi come tu save teh day!
and ai shall helps you!
Of course that character isn't based on you you aren't interesting enough.
where shud ai put in da plot twistz?