i'm watching the game here can you keep it down?

sum goggies r big sportz fanz.

MET ONLINE. FIRST DATE.

Should have been more suspicious when profile said 'likes long walks and bellyrubs'.

he shud try a goggie online datin sait nex tiem.

Don't call us... We'll call you.

do u eben kno how 2 use dat iphone?

OK!, THIS IS AWKWARD.

iz dat moar or less awkwurd den dis?

Aye, it may be 'eco-friendly', but this new vegan dog food is crap.

meybe u need 2 try walkin veggies?

Here's comes another one of those flying cats.

Yeah...fourth one in the last 15 minutes.

C'mon, go ask her. It's just a dance. No biggy. Worse case scenario, she says no. Won't kill me. Might bruise the ego a little, but I'll be fine. Besides, she might say yes! Hey, I'm sweet. I'm adorable. What's not to like? Yeah, I can this. No, I'm GONNA do this! Deep breaths...and time to make my move. I'M GOIN IN!

On, no not again. Song's over!