Aye, it may be 'eco-friendly', but this new vegan dog food is crap.

meybe u need 2 try walkin veggies?

Here's comes another one of those flying cats.

Yeah...fourth one in the last 15 minutes.

C'mon, go ask her. It's just a dance. No biggy. Worse case scenario, she says no. Won't kill me. Might bruise the ego a little, but I'll be fine. Besides, she might say yes! Hey, I'm sweet. I'm adorable. What's not to like? Yeah, I can this. No, I'm GONNA do this! Deep breaths...and time to make my move. I'M GOIN IN!

On, no not again. Song's over!

Magic Flying Pills (results may vary)

I did not slap you i high fived your face!

ai nawt beliebe u... u did on purposh, aifinkso!

Dis lil puppeh needs ur help wif a capshun!

Some days, making it to the breakfast table is achievement enough.

ai exhausted dis mornin'! not ebin hungries...