terrier

Oh, while you're up I could use a sammich.

get ur own sammich!

i'm watching the game here can you keep it down?

sum goggies r big sportz fanz.

MET ONLINE. FIRST DATE.

Should have been more suspicious when profile said 'likes long walks and bellyrubs'.

he shud try a goggie online datin sait nex tiem.

Don't call us... We'll call you.

do u eben kno how 2 use dat iphone?