aim nawt mad, just dizapointd!
ai thot u ment teh yummy kinda grill...
Y U NO FLOSS?
dentl hellth iz bery importnt!
MAILMAN'S GOT SHIELDS! WELL PLAYED MAILMAN, WELL PLAYED!
i gotta get meh 1 ob doz invizibl shieldz.
Listen, kid, I'm no happier about this than you are. So give me the damn tooth, take the freakin' quarter. I'm on a timetable here.
um but u dunt luk liek teh toof fairy...
Aperitif... Wot I yooz tu opun mai befor dinnr drink.
takin kare ob owr teef is importnt.
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