sir, sir I would appreciate it if you'd just calm down
u shud be nice 2 da technishun goggies! dey is tryin' 2 halps u!
Laptop? Iz it.
ai just kan't stop!!
IF I HAD OPPOSABLE DIGITS I'D TEXT "I LOVE YOU..."
u are da best--u knows why!
U Forgawt To Plug It In
now dat ai fixed it, u do whut ai wants!
sigh I suppose this means you'll be activating the Parental Lock Out System...?
uh oh... u r in troublez!
ai am nawt impressed wif dees devices!
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