Not a single woof was given that day.
gess how mny woofs ai gib?
No spwashing, pwease! It's a ruff life.
ai need a swash fwee zone plz!
We like to EAT hot dogs... not BE hot dogs.
Remember to keep your goggies cool this summer.
hers nother ideea 4 keepin cool dis summr!
Does it look like i give a woof?
wen ur dis kewl who kares?
Go mai magical turtle take me to ur leader.
sumonez gotta watch out 4 teh turtlez.
It was difficult for the puppies to practice their synchronized swimming because the squirrels kept running past the pool.
do u remembr ur furst swimin lessun?
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