it tuk meh so lawng to lern to du dis!
Yooz nawt kwite weddy fer da deep end, son.
gotta get u in sum swimmin' klasses soon!
Aaaww hoomin, put sum twunks on! Skinny duzzent deeskwibe yur dipping.
dis has changed mai mind, aifinkso...
No the jacket is cause I haven't passed my level 3 swim class yet
dis baff are wet! mi feetz are awl splishy!
oh yah! habing funz!
Pugmarine ready to dock.
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