you may pat my head gently with your pinky finger.
bein gentle iz bery importnt!
I'd like to see that cat try & cross the yard right now! Got me my red weater on for patrollin' today!
it didnt go ober so well last tiem...
i would lol but i found your statement unamusing
srsly, ur nawt eben funnie.
They said I'd look so cute in a sweater I said they'd look so cute in a casket.
hay man, juss taek in stride nekst tiem!
dont hate me cuz u aint me
u do luk so gud awl da tiem!
Dis Howl-o-ween goggie needs ur help wif a capshun!
Look. My grandma gave it to me, OK?
ur gramma nawt know whut is fashunable!