well doan luk at meh!
we hab lokated a impostr!
hmm idk u seem kinda suspishus...
NOT SURE IF LIKE.
dis goggie seemz to liek it.
Our hooman is lookin for da misin hotdog. I smells hotdog on u brefs...
bad goggie whatcha gonna do wen dey kum 4 u?
Yes, I hear you. I just don't BELIEVE you.
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