Gonna pee on a rock 'n' roll outta here

u iz lukin' so fyne!

WUT? I GOT SENSITIBE SKIN!

oh wittle goggie, u bettur b karful!

Fear and Loathing in Dog Vegas

ai finks u shud have a tawk wif ur goggie...

Too much for a first date?

ai don't fink so!

We're on a mission from dog

r u reddy 4 whut u need 2 do?

Brett Michaels has really let himself go these days....

mayb he kan teech instead of performing?