Not a single woof was given that day.
gess how mny woofs ai gib?
Oh im sorry I cant hear you over how awesome I am.
b kareful im teh awesumest!
Ready 4 Partay!
get redy 2 partay!
Does it look like i give a woof?
wen ur dis kewl who kares?
I was herding sheep before it was cool.
how long u been herp-derpin sheep?
Mah beverridge... it missing 'brella thingy.
be kareful goggie, brellas lead to crazy fings...