teh puparazzi r dribin meh crazy!
Sunshine and Happy! It's all about the attitude!
I am SO hot! As in SMMMMOKIN'!!
letz all b happeeee!
ai liek it wen u kall meh big puppy!
I'LL HAVE MY PEOPLE CALL YOUR PEOPLE AND WE'LL DO BACON, OK?
maek shur u hab teh rait fone number...
We're on a mission from Dog.
r u goggiez eben gud sekret agentz?
Not a single woof was given that day.
gess how mny woofs ai gib?
Oh im sorry I cant hear you over how awesome I am.
b kareful im teh awesumest!
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