teh puparazzi r dribin meh crazy!

Sunshine and Happy! It's all about the attitude!

I am SO hot! As in SMMMMOKIN'!!

letz all b happeeee!

Puggie Smalls

ai liek it wen u kall meh big puppy!

I'LL HAVE MY PEOPLE CALL YOUR PEOPLE AND WE'LL DO BACON, OK?

maek shur u hab teh rait fone number...

We're on a mission from Dog.

r u goggiez eben gud sekret agentz?

Not a single woof was given that day.

gess how mny woofs ai gib?

Oh im sorry I cant hear you over how awesome I am.

b kareful im teh awesumest!