noooo dunt eatz et! dats teh chrismus twee!
How 'bout that one, George...is that a squirrel?
now DIS isa sqwirl!
I felt insulted for you. You're not that stupid.
i git tierd of stoopid.
You. Off My Planet. Now.
no srsly... u need 2 leevs!
...and when i open mah eyez, the stupid will be gone
don't b 2 shure abowt dat!
Not comin out til all the stoopit goes away
ai am sumtiems left wif kwestshuns abowt hoomans...
ur foolishness is not amusing
it must be hard 2 be in ur shoos sumtimez!
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