it wusnt mai falt ai swear.
ai fluffinate fings!
I can tell you that there's nothing whatsoever of interest inside that pillow.
wat wer u tryin to find???
What?! You said, "Make yourself at home!" So, all's Iz sayin is, it's your fault!
pillowz r fun 2 splode!
I wuz cold so... i mades a igloo
ai haz maed wun, 2!