Dave's not here, man.
and, uh, rilly... in case u didn't notice...
no need 2 put dem upz! ai just stay down heer!
Dis Howl-o-ween goggie needs ur help wif a capshun!
kittehs R all around me dis will B my last messedge- kthxbye
dey r comming frum all sides! dey hab me surrownded!
IT'S FRIDAY AFTERNOON and you're not getting anymore out of me this week
friday iz mai faborite da yob teh week!