at leest he didnt bury it!
ai need em 2 feel sleepys!
I'm telling you, that rat was THIS TALL!!! Right, Ted. Whatever you say.
ai rilly dunno wut 2 fink of itz...
Tell dat storee agin, bout hao wen u wuz a pup dere wuz no cheezburger site n stoopy hoomns spent moar tym playin wif aminuls.
tayks meh bak 2 da gud ole dayz!
Of course that character isn't based on you you aren't interesting enough.
where shud ai put in da plot twistz?
Iz not fallin asleep I is listening to your enchanting tale
plz, ai needs u 2 be a beddur story tellur!
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