"Grandma said I could use it!"
itz only fair aftr dat sweeter granny maed me...
hao doz ai noez wut iz down dere?!
too big? taek a nap!!
Oh, don't gimme that look! I learned how to do this watching you slither up 'em when you get home from Happy Hour! I just reversed the process!
dis iz awl ai can fink of wen ai seez u liek dat!
Dis lil puppeh needs ur help wif a capshun!
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