i ate some of that funny plant you have growin behind da house
nekst tiem u shud try to bake wif it!
I want a squeeky toy an' a goggie bed an' a chew toy an'... an'... a whooole pile of milk bones!
ai will b waytin' 4 u tonite sandy paws!!
Hurry! Can't hold smile forever!
aw man! hurry upz!!
Here it is - the smile that'll pay for my orthodontist's new Cadillac
soon ai won't be abul 2 du ne impresshuns...
My happy....... let me show you it!
ai am usually ina purty gud mood!
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