Just mailed the cat to Alaska Having a awesome day!!!
ai had 2 b kwik abowt it!
Tickle monster Gotted meh
monster iz mai naem, ticklin' iz mai gaem!
Happy Chinese Crested Week ebbrybuddy! We hoap u enjoy dese lubbly goggies!
My hoomin donated to teh lokal animul sheltur. He donated teh cat.
kitteh waz nawt dat nice 2 meh!
Dis happy goggie needs ur help wif a capshun!
Iz re-charging wif solar energy.
uhm, skyooz u mistur! u is in mai wai!
I finded pills and eated them!
man, ebrryfing is awl goofy and loony nao!