One will strive for world dominance... the other will eat cat poop.
maybe u iz late 2 da gaemz, aifinkso?
I has many gurfrens.
u shure noez how 2 maek a lady feel nice!
I has a happy... ...from ear to rear!
u iz habin' so much fun, aren't ya?
Dis lil puppeh needs ur help wif a capshun!
I do love the smell of freshly cut grass
yard werk iz gud exercize!
Dis Howl-o-ween goggie needs ur help wif a capshun!
I can't hear you over how happy I am!
ai noes why u iz happy...