Of course i rolleded in it what duz u espect
itz hao ai showz mai lurve...
But... But... But I rolld in that juss fur yu!
it nawt smelld purty 2 you?
You know you've have one too many burritos when the dog has to stick his head out of the convertible to escape the aftermath.
ebbryone noez sum1 liek dat.
You don't smell ebil. You SMELL, but not ebil.
r u shure abowt dat?
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