and the bacon.
He "nose" you has a hot dog.
teh noze knowz!
Man, your breath is horrible! Whoops. Nevermind.
u kno u liek it!
TicTacs, TICTACS!! For the love of Ceiling Cat, eat a Tictac!
brush yer teefies, goggie!
Wen u dis yung, u lerns sumfin noo ebryday. Tuday ai lernt, neber twy to sniff kitteh's buddum!
i shall call you... chicken nugget
ai lubs u so much goggie!
That which has been sniffed cannot be unsniffed !
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