Chased squirrel all weekend. Bad case of teh Mondayz.
aim so happee tho!
i haz a tired.
me 2! 2day waz a big day!
Can I sleep in your shoe box?
Yes! Yes you can!
Well, thank you... ZzzzzZzzz...
i kan't say no 2 u, ur 2 cyoot!
It takes this goggie forever to fall asleep!
JUST 5 MORE MINUTES! OK?
u kan alwayz sleep in teh kar.
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