Iz on yo couch watchin spongebob
I'll have the bark tea and petite-noms now, please
ai will taek my noms in da usual place.
I bet you're wondering why i has called u here
ai has a verry important fing to discuss wif u.
That, sir is not my issue
akshully, it is an issue dat mite b very close 2 yur hart!
Move Your Feet Lose Your Seat!
YOU AIN'T WASHIN' MEH LUCKY BLANKIE