i brotz u a flower. i hop teh neighburz dont mind!

ai shure glad u didn't do dis!

Iz on yo couch watchin spongebob

I'll have the bark tea and petite-noms now, please

ai will taek my noms in da usual place.

I bet you're wondering why i has called u here

ai has a verry important fing to discuss wif u.

That, sir is not my issue

akshully, it is an issue dat mite b very close 2 yur hart!