If every day is a gift... I want today's gift receipt.
i shud refink sum ob mai decisionz.
I has a sick. Sick sucks.
i h8t bein sick, itz teh wurst...
I r not feelin well. Can u terrorize teh neighbors kat 4 me?
i hab dreemz ob terrorizing 2...
Tell the mail man I'm sick
Cold seezun I hates it
taek karez ob meh, pleez?
Hi Dad! Mom sed I cud sleep on yor syde tonite! I got Measlmumpflu! I contagus!
no, ai am totally serweus, dad!
ai hassa feeburrr
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