wherez the wrubba duckies?
did he run way frum hoem?
Didju pik up mai faborit collar frum teh drykleeners? Coz ai wunna luk nice fur mai date!
r u goin on a blaind furst d8t?
No, I can't go out with you tonight I just washed my ears and can't do a thing with them!
watr u doin in teh shower goggie??